• DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

Anonymous said: Wow your blog is the best on Tumblr

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Thought of the Day

raworigins-blog:

if you’re doing your job well, you’ll be pissing someone off. 

live with it and move onwards and upwards. 

I don’t think this is necessarily true…people don’t hate on firefighters for saving them from burning buildings

(via surge-to-new-levels)

tenacitystrength:

My gym buddy Al made these Deadlift blocks that read: “Derek Zoolander Blocks for People who can’t lift Good”.  Hilarious.

tenacitystrength:

My gym buddy Al made these Deadlift blocks that read: “Derek Zoolander Blocks for People who can’t lift Good”. Hilarious.

mydogsnokes:

not a dwayne the rock johnson blog but look at this

mydogsnokes:

not a dwayne the rock johnson blog but look at this

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No matter how hard you try to avoid it, porn always finds a way onto your dash.

thespartanwarrior:

What is up with the trend of people blaming thyroid problems for weight gain and/or being overweight? Less than 1% of people actually have thryoid issues such as hypothyroidism.

Now, the quote below is taken directly from the American Thyroid Association.

"Massive weight gain is rarely…

I went to the gym to practice my forms and kicks, and I found somebody left a doge in here

I went to the gym to practice my forms and kicks, and I found somebody left a doge in here

buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog

(via theycallmemiketaylor)

me in anatomy class

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fitocracy:

Happy Monday. May Tired Terry be an inspiration to us all.

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My thoughts on these Karate classes

I like it a lot. It’s a lot more similar to the Tang Soo Do I did so many years ago than the Tae Kwon Do I’ve done the past couple years. The stances are much deeper and there is a lot of emphasis on hip drive for power. Classes are challenging, because I am constantly trying to undo years of muscle memory to conform to the technique. Stances are also very deep. I need to work on stretching out my hips to maximize mobility and the amount of power I can generate from my core.

It’s nice to be challenged like this, and I think I am enjoying these classes so much because there is so much for me to learn. I felt the same way when I started studying Jiu-Jitsu, because the concepts were foreign enough to challenge me in new ways. 

Overall, I’m very excited. I’ll check back in when I make any progress or have anything cool to share.

I just checked out a local Wado-Ryu Karate class

Holy cow. It was so legit. I found where I’m going to be training until I go back to college in the fall. My first class is on Thursday, I’ll let the internet know how it goes.